Thursday, April 9, 2009

Randomness

Well, Solomon and Krys got booted from Twilight. Whoever gets the parts of Sam and Embry will get kidnapped by me and I’ll make sure they never find their way back on the set of New Moon, that’s for sure. I mean, Sol gets one line and BOOM he’s gone. He’s a perfect Sam! It doesn’t matter what they think! Don’t worry, Solomon! You are the original Sam and if I ever make a movie, you’ll be in it for sure! And Krys. He get NO lines, except for the occasional head nod and smile. It’s still my favorite part cuz I always laugh at what Solomon’s wearing. It looks comfortable to be in though. Did you notice that Krys’ shoelaces are purple? Yeah, I’m observant like that. It’s my favorite color. Well, those two are going to be missed by werewolf fans. Yep…I wonder what they’re doing right now. Hanging out in Oregon. Hehe…Oregon. Did you ever notice how oddly named most of our states are? There’s Cheyenne, Utah, Tennessee, Mississippi…I think people got lazy with some of them. I know that some are named after the Native Americans that settled in the area. Oklahoma! WHOO-HOO! That’s where I’m from! I’m part Cherokee, you know. Living in Georgia now. My high school is getting on my nerves!!!  The people are cool and everything but they’re making a big deal over the wrong things. There’s frigging fights everyday and they want to take away cell phones and iPods and crap! Like that’s gonna make it better. We need properly working air condition, windows, and all that good stuff. Black people gotta have that to avoid getting in trouble. We need recess back and Gym does NOT count. Gym is just forced graded physical activity. Recess is down time. Why do you think people fight? They get highly irritable in a school that doesn’t have windows, thus burning their eyes when they see the sun for the first time coming out of the school. Kids have too much drama nowadays and that comes from growing up too fast. People getting pregnant, joining gangs, and all of that. I wish there could be at least ONE day of peace there because you can’t walk around the school without hearing talk about how someone’s gonna kick somebody else’s butt for some unknown reason. And then, we have the instigators, people who are risking their own health by warming up the fights.
But I ignore that.
It’s hard to believe that I didn’t go fool with all of the stuff that goes down at that school. Well, this ends my brief ranting. Sayonara.


Friday, April 3, 2009

FRIDAY!!!!!

Today was ultimately good! We're watching Hancock in 4th period and we just got past the part where he shoves someone's head up someone else's butt. Hehe....silvertiger's peering over my shoulder watching me type this blog. The sucker! (silvertiger n the background: UR THE TRUE SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Shut up! Anyways, what are your plans for spring break!? I'm going to celebrate my birthday. It's April 9th, you know. I might go to the Atlanta fun center where there's a lot of Asians! Me and my asian obsessed friends (including silvertiger) love the asians even tho we're too scared to say hi to them. And when we do, they don't acknowledge the fact that we're talking to them. STUPID SUCKAS! Just kidding! Anyways, in second period we were supposed to have a poetry slam. It's a poem that epresses strong emotion and whatnot. Me, silvertiger, and our friend Ruth were going to perform a poem about life. It's pretty funny. We're in the background, making sound effects and stuff. It turned out that our teacher had a last minute meeting and we didn't get to perform. I was okay with that, even tho we practiced more than like ten times . But we got to eat and get fat tho! We had chips, donuts, oatmeal pies, and sodas.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

If I was in Twilight...

Ah, Twilight. The book/movie that have teens raving around like crack heads screaming either “TEAM EDWARD!”, “TEAM JACOB!”, or “TEAM SWITZERLAND!” I love Twilight, too. I mean, Stephenie Meyer’s got skillz! Yes, skills with a “z.” That’s like the highest level of skills, buddies! I just watched the movie last Sunday which was March 29th, I think. It was real good, but they cut out a lot of stuff. It was awesome, though. So creative! Who knew vampires could be so interesting? We owe it to Stephenie to open up a world where vampires sparkle and…wait, sparkle? I wouldn’t have thought of that in a million years. Vampires sparkling…So cool, yet ridiculous. So ridiculous that you might be tempted to shower yourself with glitter and run around outside, screaming, “YAYYYY!!!! Watch me sparkle!” But you know what would be even more ridiculous? If I was in it. Yep, it might sound cliché, but I’ll be soooo random. Let’s take the moment when Bella finds out that Edward is a vampire.

Edward: What do we eat?
Wolflover_tomato: Cheeseburgers!
Edward and Bella: WTF?

Especially, when he sparkles.

Bella: You’re beautiful.
Wolflover_tomato: He’s like your own personal disco ball. *does the hustle*

So, that’s my little tidbit of randomness! I’ll be posting again soon. Peace out, my African-American, Japanese, Vietnamese, Italian, white, Native-American, Hispanic, French, Indian peoples!
 
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LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAYONARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

writer's block!




What’s wrong with my creativity these days? I can’t write a single thing- not even fan fiction! Now you know that’s bad. My imagination is drawing blanks and this venting is not helping me at all. It might thirty minutes later but I would rather go without that kind of suffering. I find it strange that I’m patient for everything else except my own writings. I would be stuck at a certain part then think of the possibilities. How is there a chapter five before a chapter one? I have problems, my friends. I need to stop doing that. It’s just I don’t really know how things are laid out in my story. When I do lay it out, it’s not even halfway done because I am anxious to start the story. What plans do I have right now? Let me tell you something about writer’s block: it freakin’ SUCKS! I’m kinda depressed about Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series. It has it all: the romance, the vampires, the werewolves, half-vampire babies. Oh, Stephenie! Why can’t your magic rub off on lil’ ol’ me!? *Sigh* I mean you gotta give her some congrats! Who else thinks of vampires having the following characteristics: sparkling instead of burning in the sun? Having skin as hard as concrete? Venom that burns as it goes through your system? Sucking animal blood? Having special abilities? Also, the concept of werewolves running a temperature one-oh-eight, having a mind-link with fellow pack members, being able to imprint- a weird, stronger version of love at first sight? My story was gonna be about a girl and her problems with going to a mythical creatures school. Not very attractive, right? The most popular supernatural creatures have been taken. All I have to do is do the best I can with the ones that are left.
CRAP CAKES! What is left!?